Posted Thu Jul 11, 2024 9:28 pm

My family came here when I was two and a half.
We’re immigrant factory workers.
He shows up from out of nowhere and wants
to start telling you what to do in your own home.
Olympic pool, diving board with a hot tub alongside.
The yard is fenced in with surrounding arborer privacy.
My room has a waterbed with a terrace and patio furniture.
You can’t stay here.


Posted Thu Jul 11, 2024 9:47 pm

I’m back ladies.





I have it all covered. Ornithology, ichthyology, botany.





I know all about this stuff.



Posted Fri Jul 12, 2024 2:04 pm

Hardcore representing the fashion industry.
Being heard without anything said.



Posted Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:12 am

I can’t afford it.





I buy this cool looking bubble and fill it up with air.
I decide to put it in this display case and now this
Pretty girl wants to sit next to me at the Yankee game.





The Nobel prize winning German scientist comes to visit NYC.



He ends up getting mugged and beat up.





What a genius.



Posted Sat Jul 13, 2024 6:51 pm




What’s your name?
Szidyschlawvy





There weren’t any regulations on bluefish.
I would bring home 50 snappers in a bucket
and deep fry them.

My name is


Posted Sun Jul 14, 2024 11:35 am

Antagonistic individuals tend to be self-centered, entitled, argumentative, and simply difficult to get along with. These individuals can be rude and intrusive, have little concern for how their behaviors affect others and view the world in competitive rather than communal ways.


Posted Mon Jul 15, 2024 7:27 pm

Give the kids there bottle, beer. Make sure it’s the right
temperature. They need some snacks. Wings, flat bread
pizza. They like watching the funnies on tv. Gambling.
It keeps them occupied. I’m going to the potty quick.
I’ll be right back and pay you on the way out.



Posted Mon Jul 15, 2024 8:38 pm

Posted Tue Jul 16, 2024 11:07 am

He has family and friends.
They’re over there walking around..



Posted Tue Jul 16, 2024 1:19 pm




My parents, family went to there machine shop
when I was around 12 years old. Should we buy
machines? This is where we live. Nahh forget it.
I’m by the sarges house. It’s there relative.

I make money with these people.



The social club on the other end. They’re French!
They speak French. Stop following me around.
He threw a monkey wrench at poppy.
Poppy can you clean my porgies? Heres $20
Here comes poet.
I’m with eggy on a ladder climbing to the roof.
A delinquent teenager. Dropped out of high school.
The blind leading the blind. LNCU



Tue MUSLIM was trained by the HASIDIC.
The HASIDIC said to the MUSLIM let me show you a cool trick.
The MUSLIM left to work for the ZIONIST for more money.
Then I showed up to work for the ZIONIST.
The MUSLIM said let me show you a cool trick.
Then I left to work for the HASIDIC for more money.
I said to the HASIDIC let me show you a cool trick.


Posted Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:53 am

I have to see you drive by. I have to look at you.
I have to know that you’re there.


What qualifications do you need to become a Police Officer in New York?
Hiring Process
Qualifying Age: The minimum age of appointment is 21 years old. ...
Education: You must have earned 60 college credits with a minimum 2.0 GPA from an accredited institution or 2 years of active military service in the U.S. Armed Forces in order to be appointed to the title of Police Officer.

https://www.nytimes.com/1985/07/06/nyregion/fiscal-crisis-still-haunts-the-police.html

Jan. 27, 1973
On Sept. 28, 1971, Nixon signed the enabling legislation to end conscription and put the reformed Selective Service System on “standby.” However, it would not be until Jan. 27, 1973, that Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird announced that “use of the draft has ended.”

Some cops after the lay off got rehired again by applying from start.
That whole academy procedure.

He opened up his mouth and after he opened up his mouth something came out of it.

Had to ask grandpa for that one. He was on the job from 71 to 96. He said you had to be 5'5" minimum, 21 years of age or older, be able to read and write and be of good character (no criminal record/history), no physical disabilities.

Way he got the job is he got approached at his boxing club after a fight night (he scored a KO for those interested) and the sergeant met with him as he got off the ring to tell him that if he wanted a job, he should swing by the station the next morning. He did and got hired on the spot. He was sent for training a couple of weeks later and did 25 years before retiring and opening a business.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskLE/comments/17e96rg/just_curious_what_were_the_requirements_to_be_a/


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